ILL-adelphia

So I am pretty much all moved into my apartment located in Exton, PA. It's not too bad of a place and it is a pretty decent size. It's eerily similar to the white apartments next to Keuka. I don't know how many of you have actually lived in PA or have been in PA long enough to know the rules/laws.. Let me enlighten you.

Gas stations can't sell beer. However, WAWA is awesome. It is going to revolutionize the way orders are taken probably everywhere. You simply walk up to the touch screen in front of the food section and go to town. You can order subs (although, call them hoagies, these PAers get defensive about that sort of shit), soups, salads (see, Greg, you CAN come visit :-)), and even chili. The cool part is, you just touch all the stuff you want on the screen. It is INAPPROPRIATE to talk to the person making your sub, er, hoagie. Weird.

Everything is either really clean or really dirty. Like Exton, for example is the suckin' tits. Super nice mall, huge brand new housing complexes, and surprisingly smooth roads. Chester County is doing pretty well for themselves to say the least. However, take a quick ride on the R5 toward Philadelphia and you run into a little place called Milbourne. Yikes. Needless to say Schaffer would have a grand old time and Laura would walk around saying dumb things like "Whoa, look at all the broken windows!" or "OMG, why is that women dressed in hot leather pants, stilletos, and without a bra?"

People in West Chester don't care for Bam Margera. Actually, he isn't allowed in Chester County. Court ordered, sorry Jackass. HA. But everyone talks like him and if you're not careful, you think he is behind and shit. Kind of creepy. 

Smoking. Holy Effing S people here smoke like little chimaneas. In fact, I think I have encountered more smoke shops than grocery stores, no kidding. Its difficult to go into bars because it's legal to puff puff pass inside. It's really inconsiderate! Hmph!

Gasoline! HA! No joke I paid 

$3.96 for gas on the way down here. In YOUR eye. When you get closer to the city its like being back home tho, $4.25+. Fucking oil.

Philadelphia sports are insane. They have sports radio dedicated to Phila sports 24-7. Like yesterday I stumbled across a show all about the 76ers. In July. The 76ers!?! Basketball JUST got over. Side note: remember when the Celtics beat LA by like 100000 points in game 6, Brady? I do. Regardless, Philly fans are PHANATICS. Oh, and HATE the Mets. And the Yankees. And the Red Sox. And everything NOT Philadelphia. Freaks. 

Anyways, thats a little bit of a run down of what I am experiencing right now. I went to the city the other day...