What's in a name...?

So the name of our blog, Up For Negotiation, is just that, up for negotiation. I put the title up just as a sort of place holder and because it wouldn't let me create a blog without naming it. Obviously, Blogger hates indecisiveness as much as Schaffer hates this. 

So I have been spending my day at home thinking up the best possible name for our site. The blog title essentially needs to do two things: one, be catchy and clever, and two, come up on search engines so like a bazillion people can see our pointless and stupid musings. 

For my first suggestion, I have decided to take a page from the online porn industry...

FREE YOUNG XXX TEEN BIG BOOBS 

This will undoubtedly get a ton of hits and what will be funnier is when greasy old men (or 20 something year old horn balls) think they are getting free naked chicks, they actually get a bunch of random bad writing. I hope they lose their erection.

Secondly, we could adopt something Bob Dylan has in almost every one of his songs, an oxymoron. Basically what he did was take two things that don't go together, write a song about it and BAM, greatest song writer EVER (Brady, say "dumb" in 3, 2, 1...)

Metal Floss? Steel Wood? 

How about.. Start Stopping!? Everyone knows alliteration sells newspapers, it could work for the blog.

maybe...

Exciting Women's Sports?

Lastly, we could do a compilation of our names, like a conglomerate title... 

Let's see here, Collin, Brady, Greg, Matt, Christen, Laura, and Ann....

CBGMCLA

I'm not going to go any further with that little mess... too many effing consonants. 

This video goes along with my first post with regards to random sexual encounters...

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