3rd floor get together

Hey everyone!!! Miss ya'll so much !!!! I can't wait to see you. I need everyone to start throwing some dates at me on when is a good time for everyone to come up. I need to make sure that I can get it off from work because of all the weddings we have and I need to make sure it's all good with Momma Shatty. So if you have some dates in mind throw some at me and I will try to make some arrangements. Even if everyone can't all come up at the same exact time, everyone is welcome at anytime. Miss everyone so much !

..lets try this again...

ok... so trying to be more like my "blogging superiors" ...and that is definitely SadButTrue :-(.....

check this out..... it was brought up for discussion on a message board I am usually on....and while I would love to declare that chicks rock.... there is quite a debate about if its even real..... check it out...


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Disappointment.

I post funny suggestions for a name. I get one comment. 

I post a hysterical video of a girl busting her grill going down a hill on a skateboard. Nothing.

I post the funniest commercial ever. Think I could get one measly little post? 

Oh yea, I got one post. Funny thing is, its not a real post. Its a pseudo post about the anticipation of posting. Sigh. Get your S together, Laura. If I wanted props, I would have checked my facebook wall. 

Come on people, we need a little something something to make this work. 

Here are some potential topics to write about...

Racing Sucks

The Red Sox Nation Has Aids

Mentoring is for Lesbos

Albany Law School is for Unics

 

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Silly Russians. They should definitely stick to vodka production and NOT motocross.

-huge props-

i just wana give a huge thanks to Collin for coming up with this awesome ideaaaaa! yeayyyy for the blogggging world! hope u all are doing superrrrr and i cannot wait to hear from all of you and read the guys funny, and always random posts! :-)

What's in a name...?

So the name of our blog, Up For Negotiation, is just that, up for negotiation. I put the title up just as a sort of place holder and because it wouldn't let me create a blog without naming it. Obviously, Blogger hates indecisiveness as much as Schaffer hates this. 

So I have been spending my day at home thinking up the best possible name for our site. The blog title essentially needs to do two things: one, be catchy and clever, and two, come up on search engines so like a bazillion people can see our pointless and stupid musings. 

For my first suggestion, I have decided to take a page from the online porn industry...

FREE YOUNG XXX TEEN BIG BOOBS 

This will undoubtedly get a ton of hits and what will be funnier is when greasy old men (or 20 something year old horn balls) think they are getting free naked chicks, they actually get a bunch of random bad writing. I hope they lose their erection.

Secondly, we could adopt something Bob Dylan has in almost every one of his songs, an oxymoron. Basically what he did was take two things that don't go together, write a song about it and BAM, greatest song writer EVER (Brady, say "dumb" in 3, 2, 1...)

Metal Floss? Steel Wood? 

How about.. Start Stopping!? Everyone knows alliteration sells newspapers, it could work for the blog.

maybe...

Exciting Women's Sports?

Lastly, we could do a compilation of our names, like a conglomerate title... 

Let's see here, Collin, Brady, Greg, Matt, Christen, Laura, and Ann....

CBGMCLA

I'm not going to go any further with that little mess... too many effing consonants. 

This video goes along with my first post with regards to random sexual encounters...

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Introductions

Ok ladies and gents, here we are, almost a month graduated from college. Tough to imagine just 4 weeks ago, we were probably all drunk at this point and doing things we'd later regret. I know I'm guilty as charged. Anyways, I thought this would be a good idea just to keep everyone connected and make it easy to share our careers/funny stories/funny websites/strange sexual encounters ect. ect.

Let's establish some rules:

Laura, no racing updates.
Greg and Schaffer, no one cares about the red sox and how good they are.
Brady, I dont want to hear about how you got an at bat during summer league or how you wen 3-4 in tee-ball.

HAVE A TAKE AND DON'T SUCK

Feel free to post any other rules you guys feel appropriate.

Let the posting begin!!!!!!!

I leave you with this... Ouch.


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The Happening...those sneaky environmentalists!

Al Gore strikes again, only this time, he's infiltrated M. Night Shyamalan's mind.

(Spoiler Alert! I will engage conversation about events in the movie.)

I went to see The Happening the other day, hoping to see an M. Night movie I wouldn't have to defend to everyone. I was rewarded not with clever plot twists or a religious revalation, but with an hippy, environmentalist, bullshit message: be nice to the plants, or they will gang up and kill you. Sorry Night, I can't do anything for ya this time.

Collin knows more than anybody that I am a skeptic, and it's true, but I like M. Night movies, not because they are believable or realistic, but because they are mostly original and unique. He always puts in a clever moral at the end of the film, leaving the viewer feeling warm and fuzzy inside. But this time, I left the movie theater just wanting to burn down a brazilian rain forest. Plants punishing mankind for their ravenous industrialization by coordinating a syncronized, vege-terrorist attack on humans using toxins that make you kill yourself...WTF!?

If the environmentalist message is what we were supposed to take from the movie, shame on you M. Night. Yup, it was original, unique, and the nasty suicides are pretty damn cool and thought provoking, but the political message poisons the fun. No pun intended.